Nude Housework

We need to see more naked men doing the vacuuming!

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A Few Thoughts on Housework - Nude and Otherwise!

Nude Housework Facts

* Pamela Anderson reportedly did her housework in the nude. Emma Bunton from the Spice Girls also liked to do the chores naked.

* People admitted to emergency wards often use slipping while cleaning in the nude as the reason for having household objects stuck in their bums.

* Nudists recommend easing oneself into their lifestyle by getting around the house nude, and doing a spot of nude housework.

* There is a growing trend in the male escort industry to offer nude housework as a service to women.

* You can now buy a gift certificate the promises your lover an afternoon of nude housework, redeemable upon presentation of the voucher.  

40 percent of Americans iron in the nude.

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you. - John Skow

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything. - Dave Barry

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent.

This article also appears on the Domesticated Men site, where you'll find some lovely photos of naked men doing the vacuuming and other household chores :)

For The Girls Ezine and Erotica for Women site also has a lovely selection of naked men doing the dishes. Click here to see more nude, homely blokes!

The Amazing Planet of Sex

* Did you know that in Germany, a man set himself up as a special psychic who could tell the future by feeling people's bottoms?

* Or that if British women had to choose between sex with Brad Pitt and a Creme Brulee, they'd take the dessert?

* Did you know that 28% of survey respondents thought presidential candidate Al Gore wore a sexy thong while on the campaign trail?

* Or that on May 9 every year, the Brazililan city of Esperanta holds its annual Orgasm Day?

The world is full of crazy sex stories, and I'm pleased to say that I get to write about them every month. You won't believe some of the weird stuff I read about... and only a small amount makes it into my column Planet Sex at For The Girls ezine. It's a lot of fun, wondering why so many women have cut off their husband's penises, or why Pandas need porn to procreate.

If you want to read all the Planet Sex columns, you'll find them at
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taking a look.

- Karen J, writer.

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